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American Toe

buffygirl

Toe Factor: 6 (lots of room for a flute)

Overheard saying: “What’s my name…bitch”

Many of you know Allison Hannigan from Buffy. But she will always be the chick from American Pie who started every sentence with “this one time…at band camp.” Right there with Clueless and Fast Times in the Top 3 teen movies of all time, and still the number one film involving sodomized baked goods.

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Rock and Rolling Madonna Queen of Cameltoes?

Madonna - Queen of Cameltoes

Madonna - Queen of Cameltoes

Queen of Rock and Roll, Madonna, can still excite music fans of all ages as she recently performed in her sell out Sticky and Sweet tour around the USA and Europe.  And Madonna is still the queen of cameltoes in the music industry.

A week after turning 50 years old, when most of her peers would still be shaking off a hangover, the untiring pop star performed 51 shows across Europe and America.

However, for many Madonna fans, the highlight of her Sticky and Sweet music concerts was not Madonna singing and promoting her recent album, Hard Candy, but when she was strutting around the stage in a Givenchy-designed one-piece, fishnets and knee high boots flashing her mature cameltoe to all her music fans.

Well done to Madonna for showing her fans that even at the ripe age of 50 years old the Queen of Rock and Roll still sports a perfect shaped cameltoe which singers half of her age would be proud to flash.

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Sorry Lyle you are sacked credit crunch and all that!!!

olympic-gymnast-kiss

I have shocked the staff at The Camel Toe Report, by sacking our long time serving photographer Lyle, after blagging a couple of tickets to the Beijing 2008 Olympics, then sneaking him in through the trades man entrance, he is caught by NBC trying to catch Nastia moving her hands to get a quick swatch of her bulge but there is a few thing which annoy me here.

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Spring Break Toe

springtoeToe Factor: 10
Beers/day: 10
Brilliance of creating “Girls gone Wild”: 10
Brilliance of getting Snoop Dogg to host “GGW”: 10

Spring Break is something that I will never get too old to enjoy watching on MTV. I fully expect to be watching it in diapers in an assisted living facility in 2044. I don’t even think that in college I’d have actually wanted to go to South Padre Island or Daytona Beach, but my vicarious pleasure in witnessing it never wanes. I particularly like it when MTV follows a group of guys and a group of girls for the week and chronicles their hook-ups, puking, body shots and other assorted activities.

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Camel Toe ga

Toe Factor: 8

It’s hard to know if yoga is here to stay or here but soon to go away. It’s been big before — George Harrison probably was the first purveyor of ’yoga chic’ —

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German Camel Toe by Sigrid and Jolie

Sigrid and Jolie
Toe Factor: 18 (9×2)
Seen: Jolie’s basement, 2AM Thursday, photo by her brother Helmut

Sigrid and Jolie were the hottest girls in the class of 1992 at Hamburg High (Germany). To this day they like to get together and listen to Ace of Base in Jolie’s basement and talk about old times,

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West Hollywood Mid-30s Camel Toe

Toe Factor: 9
Years to menopause: 9
Number of drinks when this photo was taken: 9 and a wee half

This is the LA that you don’t hear about on Entertainment Tonight. People who look like people on TV shows (like the facsimile of Kim Catrall on the right) but aren’t.

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Beast Hampton meet the camel toe

Toe Factor: 10

This picture goes right to the heart of the changing of the guard in the Hamptons. The WASPy woman on the left is appropriately frumpy and ageless in the sense that you don’t know if she’s 28 or 44. She looks equally comfortable taking care of her horse or helping her oldest son fill out his Hotchkiss application.

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Clean and Don’t Jerk

strongtoeToe Factor: 5
Overheard Asking: “Can I Supersize the Grand Slam?”
Seen: Using the bars in the handicap stall for support while taking a dump

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Ok The Beijing Camel Toe Olympics are Over

Toe Factor: 8 (Lovely Round Factor)

OK…the Beijing Camel Toe Olympics are over. Our USA gymnastics scored high on camel toes and low on points, Girls in our eyes you are all winners, you can’t help it if the world hates us, so wear your watch like a Gold medal, it might have been real if the judges were all British and American

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