Females 31 and 0ver

Camel Toe Muscles from Brussels

Toe Factor: 7
Babe Factor: 3
Grand Slams: 3
One thing Justine will never be able to give me is a Henin-Hard on. She just doesn’t do it for me. At least, not when you compare her to some of the other women on Tour.

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Junior Mafia Toe aka Lil’ Kimal Toe

Toe Factor: 10 (this is strong… to very strong)
Babe Factor: 7
Seen: Getting robbed at JFK

Lil’ Kim is far too talented to continue to rely on her trashy image. Her early work with Biggie Smalls was legendary (“Get Money” is a classic….own it).

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Lure Toe with a Hypnotic Incantation

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Toe Factor: 5

Babe Factor: Fishy 5
Seen: ESPN daytime fishing shows

I’m sure I don’t need to tell all of the self assured heterosexual men reading this, but for all the others, this woman is holding a giant Rebel Pop R lure, model # G254 in the green perch pattern.

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Hooters Toe

Toe Factor: 8 (Hooterrific)
Babe Factor: Trashy 5
Seen: Bending over to pick up the fork I intentionally knocked off the table.

God bless Hooters. It provides employment for all the trashy women who should be strippers, but just cant seem to pull the trigger.

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Sue Baru and her Friend the offroad doggers

Toe Factor: 16 (8×2)
Babe Factor: 9 (6+3)
Favorite Sexual Act: going “off road dogging”
Subaru is a funny word. And a funny brand of car. Who, actually, are Subaru buyers? Mountain bikers who can’t afford an SUV? Unsuccessful Yuppies? Suburban soccer moms who can’t afford a Volvo cross country?

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Cabo Toe or Micheal Jackson

Toe Factor: 8
Babe Factor: 5
if you like that type of thing.
Seen: 18 to 30 Club Holiday trying to mix with the young of the world, or Micheal Jackson look a look a like picking up first place in

This guy and his gal have more problems ’south of the border’ than Mexican President Vicente Fox does, and that’s saying something considering he’s dealing with 25% unemployment and an overall state of lawlessness and corruption.

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