Weird Female

Bebe Toe

mannequintoeToe Factor: 4 (but we love that it was spotted)
Seen: Malls, wedged between Ann Taylor and Origins

Bebe (pronounced beebee… not baybay… Pawty) is what mall girls wear when they have graduated from The Limited, but are not rich enough for Dolce & Gabbana. They like Abercrombie, but everyone else is like totally wearing it already (curl lip upward).

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Camel Toe ga

Toe Factor: 8

It’s hard to know if yoga is here to stay or here but soon to go away. It’s been big before — George Harrison probably was the first purveyor of ’yoga chic’ —

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Starbucks Camel Toe

starbucks

Toe Factor: 4 (not great toe, but cmon…)
Seen: Cirque de No Way

Starbucks and coffee have come a long way. We used to order coffee by saying “Coffee please”. Now we have to indicate size, type of milk used, and blend, all while speaking Italian.

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Eddy, is that you in there?

Toe Factor: false 8
Babe Factor: 3 (you know you would, few beers and a bet)
Seen: Macdonald’s Drive thru

First thing that springs to mind is the fact that she is in the audience and not in some Oprah Show “Me and Anorexia” next is why is she at the front, the three women at the back are well pissed.

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Toebacco Road, God bless Tivo

duke_boohoo

Toe Factor: 5 (nice keyhole)
Wuss Factor: 10
Favorite Duke Alum: Wojo

Here we have two of my favorite things in the world: The Cameltoe Report aka The Toe, and a crybaby Duke fan stepping up to the mike. God bless Tivo for making images like this possible.

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Red Bull Toe

redbull

Toe Factor: 7 (but you are wide awake to notice it)
Babe Factor: 5&5 higher after a few red bull and vodkas 10&10
Seen: Raves and glam rock concerts
I am not sure how many of you have had the distinct pleasure of drinking several Red Bull and Vodkas.

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The Forbidden Fruit

Toe Factor: 7 (…fruit factor included)
Babe Factor: 0, although a little fruity
seen: next to the plums in any Walmart

There’s always been a tension between evolution and religion, but recently divinity scholars and scientists have been perplexed to find themselves with more in common than ever before. Scientists have always believed there was a big bang, followed by plankton and sea life and ultimately land-based life, which included humans on top of the food chain…

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Cabo Toe or Micheal Jackson

Toe Factor: 8
Babe Factor: 5
if you like that type of thing.
Seen: 18 to 30 Club Holiday trying to mix with the young of the world, or Micheal Jackson look a look a like picking up first place in

This guy and his gal have more problems ’south of the border’ than Mexican President Vicente Fox does, and that’s saying something considering he’s dealing with 25% unemployment and an overall state of lawlessness and corruption.

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