Lil’ Kim, Big Camel Toe
Toe Factor: 10

Fans have suggested that we do a spin-off site called Camel-HO for some time and we’ve resisted. Well, our corporate expansion strategy might have to be revisited in light of the arrival of this photo in our mailbox. Her Camel Toe looks EXACTLY like The Camel Toe Report logo, it’s that perfect.

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Toe Factor: 5
Overheard Asking: “Can I Supersize the Grand Slam?”
Seen: Using the bars in the handicap stall for support while taking a dump

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Toe Factor: 7

These two are on their toes for one reason: otherwise their genitals would be sweeping the floor. What’s particularly alarming is that I’m not sure if the dancer on the right is a man or a woman, if it is a woman then man what a camel toe,

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Toe Factor: 8 (Lovely Round Factor)

OK…the Beijing Camel Toe Olympics are over. Our USA gymnastics scored high on camel toes and low on points, Girls in our eyes you are all winners, you can’t help it if the world hates us, so wear your watch like a Gold medal, it might have been real if the judges were all British and American

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Toe Factor: false 8
Babe Factor: 3 (you know you would, few beers and a bet)
Seen: Macdonald’s Drive thru

First thing that springs to mind is the fact that she is in the audience and not in some Oprah Show “Me and Anorexia” next is why is she at the front, the three women at the back are well pissed.

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