Camel Toe-stess with the Mostess
Toe Factor: 6
Seen: Trying on knee pads at Sports Chalet

It used to be that the best part of not living in Los Angeles was that you didn’t have to listen to Jillian Barberie. But now someone at Fox has decided to elevate the national profile of this motor-mouthed weather girl…

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Toe Factor: 8 (with a 2 handicap for the far right one)
Seen: Pebble, Nantucket Golf, Winged Foot, Pinehurst

We were told that this Camel toe photo was taken at a charity golf tournament. Where does one find courses with trashy women such as these? Portland, Oregon?

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Toe Factor: 9

Babe Factor 10

Some of us have never seen this show, but that doesn’t hinder our appreciation for this specimen. The toe is highlighted by a bikini that looks like it’s made out of yarn or string and is some boner-inducing variety of macramé.

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Toe Factor: 8

Babe Factor:7

Wow. This is a surprise. In over the years we’ve gone from the Taliban to the Toe-liban. This woman is not really that hot, but given the geopolitical backdrop she is impressive.

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Toe Factor: 6
Babe Factor: 10
Seen at: Runways, Schraeger Hotels, acting classes in

About 4 years ago, I was checking into a swanky hotel in San Francisco. All of a sudden, up walks Tyra Banks wearing sweatpants and no makeup, and still looking gooooooood. As I am finishing with the front desk guy, I think to myself, “say something clever..

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Toe Factor: 10
Babe Factor: 10 again
Seen: On a boat saving the seals

I’m glad that NAFTA included Canada… that way this beauty can enter the country without paying a Toeriff. It’s about time Canada started stepping up their game… they’ll have to produce a lot more of these to make up for sending us Tom Green,

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Toe Factor: High
Babe Factor: 5&6
Cheese Factor: Higher

Let’s say right of the bat that there is nothing you could think of sexually that would be shocking or off-limits to a chick who wears a bikini to a motocross event; this is why the X Games should probably be called the XXX games.

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Toe Factor: 7 (I need 12 beeahs in me just to look)
Babe Factor: (5+3+8)
Seen: Candlepin Bowling or

This photo explains why Baywatch was shot in California, not in Boston. The one on the left is decent, and probably talks dirty during sex. She is likely from the large Portuguese community near Hartford and went to CCSU (Central Conn. St.)

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