Having see a lot of reviews on the movie “The Unborn” I hear the best part of the film is Odette Yustman’s Camel Toe. Odette walks around in white panties and short tank top for around 10 minutes, in a way to stop you falling asleep, but then BANG, CAMEL TOE and when we say CAMEL TOE we mean a 5 second blatant shot of Odette Yustmans Camel Toe, this could be a new trick for Directors to draw your attention back to the movie.

If anyone has the camel toe picture of the shot in question, please feel free to send it to us toes2you@cameltoe.org

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Camel Toe Rate Factor: High (proceed with(C.T.C.) Camel toe caution)

Here at The Camel Toe Report we try to come up with inane little quips about funny camel toe pictures. We try to make some social commentary along the way as well, when our little minds are functioning at their best.

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Toe Factor: 3 (barely a Camel Toe)
Seen at: Sky Bar, telling a guy “No, you cannot buy me a Mojito…and yes, they are real”

There are those that will tell you that Melissa Joan Hart has never been able to transcend her “Sabrina: the Teenage Witch” role. I dont really care about that. She is what the late, great Phil Hartmann would call “SASSY.”

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Toe Factor: 4

What is it about the Chevy Corvette that has attracted more cheese than any other sports car out there? Carlisle, PA is a town in SE Pennsylvania, not far from Harrisburg (which is the state capital only because a long time ago the Redcoats controlled Philadelphia).

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Toe Factor: 8 (it’s just a way of looking at that toe and saying, “hey bud, let’s party”)
Babe Factor: 10 (let’s keep the focus on Phoebe)

Well, alright Hamilton! We all know Judge Reinhold’s verdict here: GUILTY of TOE in the FIRST DEGREE. We here at The Camel Toe Report affirm the lower court’s decision unanimously. Phoebe made every male born between 1964 and 1971 to a family that kept Vaseline or Lubriderm under the bathroom sink get better acquainted with “Mr. Hand”.

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MenTOE Health: 10
Mental Health: 3
Here’s a fine toe shot of the singer who will never quite be anything more than the poor-man’s Whitney Houston. Even her breakdowns and bad marriages can’t compare to the anorexia and lesbian rumors of the real Diva. After ten years of overexposure and undeniable success, I cannot decide if she is good looking or not. I doubt she will age gracefully; her trend of dressing sluttier with each passing year charts a very dangerous course for the years 2011 and beyond.

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Toe Factor: 7

Never in history has someone gone from adorable to adwhorable faster than Miss Lohan. How can the woman pictured in this  Camel Toe photo, who dates the cheesy guy from That 70s Show whose name isn’t Ashton, be only six years removed from the girl who starred as twins in THE PARENT TRAP?

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Toe Factor: 8
Nepotoeism Factor: 10

Since Beverly Hills 90210 went off the air last year, business at the PEACH PIT has slumped. With Brandon (Jason Priestly) either in rehab at Promises in Malibu (where his roommate is A.J. from Backstreet Boys) or touring with Barenaked Ladies, Nat needed someone at the counter who could drive traffic and move some of his pies. Enter Tori Spelling, who was ’referred’ to Nat by her dad, the actual owner of the restaurant.

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Christina Aguilera
Toe Factor: 7

I’m not really sure what to make of this. I know she’s from Pittsburgh, and I’m guessing that this is some sort of bizarre Moulin Rouge-inspired halftime show at a Steeler’s game. I do know that her camel toe is firmer than Coach Bill Cowher’s chin, which is itself Rushmorian in its prominence and structural integrity.

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Naomi Campbell
Toe Factor: 6 (I was frankly expecting more)
Favorite Drink: POM (until they go Chap 11 next month)

Naomi Campbell is one of those supermodels that everyone loves to hate. She has a temper. She expects to be treated like a queen. And why the hell not? If any of you saw the Victoria’s Secret fashion show this year (and something tells me our readers may have tuned in), she was hands-down the hottest woman on the runway.

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