Posts Tagged ‘ celeb ’

Junior Mafia Toe aka Lil’ Kimal Toe

Toe Factor: 10 (this is strong… to very strong)
Babe Factor: 7
Seen: Getting robbed at JFK

Lil’ Kim is far too talented to continue to rely on her trashy image. Her early work with Biggie Smalls was legendary (“Get Money” is a classic….own it).

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Britney Spears PVC latex camel toe

Toe Factor: 10
Babe Factor: I would still give her one.
Seen at: Strip Bars, Hollywood.TV and Youtube (leave her alone)
Favorite Band: ‘N Suck

Hit me baby one more time! Britney summed this one up in her interview with Much Music: “I had to put powder all over my body just to get that suit on,

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Salma Hayak with her camel toe show.

Camel Toe Factor: 7
Babe Factor: 10
Seen: Every time I close my eyes during my “private time” in the bathroom of the airplane.

To quote Garth, “Scha-Wing.” Salma Hayak is a babe of the highest order. Interestingly, Salma’s name in Hindi means “peace” but in Italian it means “corpse.” In English it loosely translates into “she makes me feel funny in my pants.” How lucky is Edward Norton that he comes home to this at night? Take a long look and tell me you wouldn’t subscribe to the Salma Channel. All Salma, all the time. If I was the stalking type Salma is the type I’d be stalking. If you know Salma please tell her to call and tell her I’m in

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