Posts Tagged ‘ Clubwear ’

Bebe Toe

mannequintoeToe Factor: 4 (but we love that it was spotted)
Seen: Malls, wedged between Ann Taylor and Origins

Bebe (pronounced beebee… not baybay… Pawty) is what mall girls wear when they have graduated from The Limited, but are not rich enough for Dolce & Gabbana. They like Abercrombie, but everyone else is like totally wearing it already (curl lip upward).

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Goldie Hawn

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Toe Factor: 8

It’s an impressive Camel Toe that’s still visible behind a shower curtain. Goldie Hawn is getting to the point where she shouldn’t be trying to be cute anymore, but it’s hard to shift gears from being a slightly older Suzanne Sommers to being a grandmother.

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Camel-Toe-na or Christina Aguilera

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Christina Aguilera
Toe Factor: 7

I’m not really sure what to make of this. I know she’s from Pittsburgh, and I’m guessing that this is some sort of bizarre Moulin Rouge-inspired halftime show at a Steeler’s game. I do know that her camel toe is firmer than Coach Bill Cowher’s chin, which is itself Rushmorian in its prominence and structural integrity.

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Junior Mafia Toe aka Lil’ Kimal Toe

Toe Factor: 10 (this is strong… to very strong)
Babe Factor: 7
Seen: Getting robbed at JFK

Lil’ Kim is far too talented to continue to rely on her trashy image. Her early work with Biggie Smalls was legendary (“Get Money” is a classic….own it).

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Private Energy, more fool me.

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Toe Factor:- T-Boy 0 + a swollen 7 + defined 8 + wide 5 + lopsided 5

Babe Factor:- drunken 5 + 7 + 6 + 7 + dirty 10

Seen:- therapist couch & casting couches across Amsterdam

I thought energy companies had become clever marketeers

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Red Bull Toe

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Toe Factor: 7 (but you are wide awake to notice it)
Babe Factor: 5&5 higher after a few red bull and vodkas 10&10
Seen: Raves and glam rock concerts
I am not sure how many of you have had the distinct pleasure of drinking several Red Bull and Vodkas.

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Britney Spears PVC latex camel toe

Toe Factor: 10
Babe Factor: I would still give her one.
Seen at: Strip Bars, Hollywood.TV and Youtube (leave her alone)
Favorite Band: ‘N Suck

Hit me baby one more time! Britney summed this one up in her interview with Much Music: “I had to put powder all over my body just to get that suit on,

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