Posts Tagged ‘ costumes ’

Agent Toe-dy Banks

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Toe Factor: 7 (unclear how much the pants are helping)
Seen: Basically nowhere since Law & Order

Angie Harmon (She now goes by Angie Sehorn) is the definitive hot smart chick. When she played the DA on Law & Order, it gave every overworked, underpaid law student hope of one day meeting someone other than the girl on graveyard shift at Kinkos.

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Camel-Toe-na or Christina Aguilera

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Christina Aguilera
Toe Factor: 7

I’m not really sure what to make of this. I know she’s from Pittsburgh, and I’m guessing that this is some sort of bizarre Moulin Rouge-inspired halftime show at a Steeler’s game. I do know that her camel toe is firmer than Coach Bill Cowher’s chin, which is itself Rushmorian in its prominence and structural integrity.

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Umbrella Toe, Know the Toe Sponsorship Plea

Toe Factor: 8 (nice outline, mediocre separation)
Babe Factor:
mildly moist
Favorite Movie:
Fast & the Furious (underrated)

Before I forget, when you watch “The Fast & the Furious”, you may notice that one of the cops is Ted Levine who plays Buffalo Bill,

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Red Bull Toe

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Toe Factor: 7 (but you are wide awake to notice it)
Babe Factor: 5&5 higher after a few red bull and vodkas 10&10
Seen: Raves and glam rock concerts
I am not sure how many of you have had the distinct pleasure of drinking several Red Bull and Vodkas.

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Hooters Toe

Toe Factor: 8 (Hooterrific)
Babe Factor: Trashy 5
Seen: Bending over to pick up the fork I intentionally knocked off the table.

God bless Hooters. It provides employment for all the trashy women who should be strippers, but just cant seem to pull the trigger.

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Britney Spears PVC latex camel toe

Toe Factor: 10
Babe Factor: I would still give her one.
Seen at: Strip Bars, Hollywood.TV and Youtube (leave her alone)
Favorite Band: ‘N Suck

Hit me baby one more time! Britney summed this one up in her interview with Much Music: “I had to put powder all over my body just to get that suit on,

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