Posts Tagged ‘ dirty little secret ’

Private Energy, more fool me.

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Toe Factor:- T-Boy 0 + a swollen 7 + defined 8 + wide 5 + lopsided 5

Babe Factor:- drunken 5 + 7 + 6 + 7 + dirty 10

Seen:- therapist couch & casting couches across Amsterdam

I thought energy companies had become clever marketeers

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Vlad’s Gonna impale her

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Toe Factor:5
Babe Factor: 7
Seen: Picking a sensible rocking chair for her new 56 year old husband, and shouting “Im not a gold digger its true love”

I once had a coffee table which formed the same weird shape which Alina Kabaeva has managed to achieve with years of training, it also has a knot of wood sticking up in the wrong place dead center, exactly where you would place and ashtray, the salesman assured me that is was a feature and not a flaw. So after burning out three Black and decker sanders on this impulse buy, the knot of wood had now become more of a log and looks more like Picasso has had a bash at furniture design.

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