Posts Tagged ‘ Russian figure skating champion ’

Nutcrackers at Camel Toe, Sweet.

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Toe Factor: 7

These two are on their toes for one reason: otherwise their genitals would be sweeping the floor. What’s particularly alarming is that I’m not sure if the dancer on the right is a man or a woman, if it is a woman then man what a camel toe,

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Maria Butt-yrskaya and her cold Toe

iceskaterToe Factor: 8
Babe Factor: a Flexible 6
Seen: Crying, holding a bouquet of flowers, staring up at the scoreboard
Favorite Movie: Ice Castles (perhaps the worst ever)

Figure skating is pretty close to women’s gymnastics when it comes to Camel Toes and pissing me off. The scoring is so obviously biased (9.6, 9.6, 9.8, and a 7.5 from the Russian judge).

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Oksana Baiul with Her Chihuahuas

Toe Factor: 5
Babe Factor: 7
Seen: cleaning sh*t from her dog bag

Here we see Russian figure skating champion and AA poster child Oksana Baiul after having her breasts replaced with Chihuahuas and her lovely Camel Toe.

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Vlad’s Gonna impale her

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Toe Factor:5
Babe Factor: 7
Seen: Picking a sensible rocking chair for her new 56 year old husband, and shouting “Im not a gold digger its true love”

I once had a coffee table which formed the same weird shape which Alina Kabaeva has managed to achieve with years of training, it also has a knot of wood sticking up in the wrong place dead center, exactly where you would place and ashtray, the salesman assured me that is was a feature and not a flaw. So after burning out three Black and decker sanders on this impulse buy, the knot of wood had now become more of a log and looks more like Picasso has had a bash at furniture design.

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