Posts Tagged ‘ Salma Hayak ’

Salma Hayak with her camel toe show.

Camel Toe Factor: 7
Babe Factor: 10
Seen: Every time I close my eyes during my “private time” in the bathroom of the airplane.

To quote Garth, “Scha-Wing.” Salma Hayak is a babe of the highest order. Interestingly, Salma’s name in Hindi means “peace” but in Italian it means “corpse.” In English it loosely translates into “she makes me feel funny in my pants.” How lucky is Edward Norton that he comes home to this at night? Take a long look and tell me you wouldn’t subscribe to the Salma Channel. All Salma, all the time. If I was the stalking type Salma is the type I’d be stalking. If you know Salma please tell her to call and tell her I’m in

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