Toe Factor: 8
Babe Factor: 3
Seen: Food courts, arcades, Franz’s house
Favorite: Bon Jovi, Baraka

This little hussie is more woman than her 18 years would indicate. Do not be fooled by the 1989 acid-washed jeans. She only wears them because they have shrunken into a fine display case for her toe. This photo was taken just after she got off work at Chuck E. Cheese

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Toe Factor: 16 (8×2)
Babe Factor: 9 (6+3)
Favorite Sexual Act: going “off road dogging”
Subaru is a funny word. And a funny brand of car. Who, actually, are Subaru buyers? Mountain bikers who can’t afford an SUV? Unsuccessful Yuppies? Suburban soccer moms who can’t afford a Volvo cross country?

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To quote Garth, “Scha-Wing.” Salma Hayak is a babe of the highest order. Interestingly, Salma’s name in Hindi means “peace” but in Italian it means “corpse.” In English it loosely translates into “she makes me feel funny in my pants.” How lucky is Edward Norton that he comes home to this at night? Take a long look and tell me you wouldn’t subscribe to the Salma Channel. All Salma, all the time. If I was the stalking type Salma is the type I’d be stalking. If you know Salma please tell her to call and tell her I’m in

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