Having see a lot of reviews on the movie “The Unborn” I hear the best part of the film is Odette Yustman’s Camel Toe. Odette walks around in white panties and short tank top for around 10 minutes, in a way to stop you falling asleep, but then BANG, CAMEL TOE and when we say CAMEL TOE we mean a 5 second blatant shot of Odette Yustmans Camel Toe, this could be a new trick for Directors to draw your attention back to the movie.

If anyone has the camel toe picture of the shot in question, please feel free to send it to us toes2you@cameltoe.org

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Toe Factor: 10 (attitude enhances toe, as does lightning bolt)
Frequency of saying “fuckin’ A”: OFTEN
Likelihood of owning “And the crade will Rock” on mp3: HIGH

Let’s call this vixen Sha Sha. This photo was taken after her Colgate University tennis team defeated Bucknell in the semifinals of the Patriot League conference championships in 1992. Her teammates referred to her camel toe, draped in it’s unconventional attire (especially for tennis) as her “Colgate smile”. No cavities here….well, okay, maybe one.

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Tatu Camel Toe
Toe Factor: 20 (Two 10’s… What cold war?)
Seen: Making lesbianism cool at the MTV Movie Awards

For those of you that missed the 2003 MTV Movie Awards (as if you had better things to do), Tatu stole the show back then. They came prancing out with about 200 hotties in underwear. Every male in the building was drooling.

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Toe Factor: 8 (with a 2 handicap for the far right one)
Seen: Pebble, Nantucket Golf, Winged Foot, Pinehurst

We were told that this Camel toe photo was taken at a charity golf tournament. Where does one find courses with trashy women such as these? Portland, Oregon?

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Toe Factor: 10 (this is strong… to very strong)
Babe Factor: 7
Seen: Getting robbed at JFK

Lil’ Kim is far too talented to continue to rely on her trashy image. Her early work with Biggie Smalls was legendary (“Get Money” is a classic….own it).

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Toe Factor: 5

Babe Factor: Fishy 5
Seen: ESPN daytime fishing shows

I’m sure I don’t need to tell all of the self assured heterosexual men reading this, but for all the others, this woman is holding a giant Rebel Pop R lure, model # G254 in the green perch pattern.

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Toe Factor:- T-Boy 0 + a swollen 7 + defined 8 + wide 5 + lopsided 5

Babe Factor:- drunken 5 + 7 + 6 + 7 + dirty 10

Seen:- therapist couch & casting couches across Amsterdam

I thought energy companies had become clever marketeers

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Toe Factor: High
Babe Factor: 5&6
Cheese Factor: Higher

Let’s say right of the bat that there is nothing you could think of sexually that would be shocking or off-limits to a chick who wears a bikini to a motocross event; this is why the X Games should probably be called the XXX games.

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