Kelly Ripa Toe

Toe Factor: 9
I don’t know what is more remarkable: that Regis could replace Kathie Lee with someone even more banal and vapid or that he could do so and continue to stay on the air. Sometimes while channel-surfing I find myself rubbernecking on this show… and rubbernecking is exactly what it is.

Toe Factor: 8 (with a 2 handicap for the far right one)
