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Cameltoe Female Movie Stars
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Jamie Lee Curtis
Toe Factor: 8
This is Jamie Lee Curtis playing a sloppy-toed aerobics instructor in "Perfect", which co-starred Travolta before Tarantino saved his career only to let him embarrass himself by becoming a Scientologist. We're not sure if this photo confirms or dispels the rumor that Jamie is a hermaphrodite with her very own Fish Called Wanda. But this photo can confirm that the 80's were a fashion disaster. The leg warmers pretty much say it all. But the Pat Benatar hair and headband are the frosting on this Toecake. She was good in Halloween....very good in Trading Places....and unforgettable in her new Voicestream ads.
Lindsay Toehan
Toe Factor: 7
Never in history has someone gone from adorable to adwhorable faster than Miss Lohan. How can the woman pictured in this photo, who dates the cheesy guy from That 70s Show whose name isn't Ashton, be only six years removed from the girl who starred as twins in THE PARENT TRAP? Certainly she's extremely talented (particularly relative to many of her 'peers' in the industry and on the pages of STAR Magazine), but she appears headed towards being Tara Reid with talent if she stays on the current course. Her case is proof that no amount of success, talent or money can prevent the garden variety 'acting out' that comes with having a dad like hers... talk about a "parent trap"!
Oldie Hawn
Toe Factor: 8
It's an impressive Toe that's still visible behind a shower curtain. Goldie Hawn is getting to the point where she shouldn't be trying to be cute anymore, but it's hard to shift gears from being a slightly older Suzanne Sommers to being a grandmother. When I see Goldie Hawn I think to myself that I don't really remember seeing her in a movie that I liked. Private Benjamin wasn't really that funny. The recent stuff is unwatchable. And no matter how many times TNT tries to jam it down my throat, I will never like "Overboard" which leaves me overly bored. And how did Kurt Russell become a movie star? He really seems to lack charisma and for many years had an extreme mullet. For a while he was the poor-man's Jeff Bridges, then the poor-man's Kevin Costner and now seems to be the guy who gets the roles that call for a 50 year old guy who hasn't gotten fat. He and Goldie definitely seem like nice, grounded people, but I just don't get the appeal of either. It would be nice if Goldie could be on this site the same week Kurt Russell is on mulletsgalore.com in an entry called "Direct To Video Mullet".
Toestess with the Mostess
Toe Factor: 6
Seen: Trying on kneepads at Sports Chalet
It used to be that the best part of not living in Los Angeles was that you didn't have to listen to Jillian Barberie. But now someone at Fox has decided to elevate the national profile of this motor-mouthed weathergirl... they have her hosting game, dating, and talk shows that get cancelled within a month, and then showing up with the boys during pregame NFL shows. Unless she's screwing JB, Terry, Howie or Jimmy I want an explanation. Granted, she is the only reason I've visited that train wreck that is the FOX football pregame show. The morning "news" show that she is a part of in LA is without question the most inane thing I've ever seen in my life, even compared to Fox 7 in Miami -- which actually tries to morph the news and a video game and has referred to Saddam Hussein as "the Iraqi Big Guy". And we're not high-minded here at the Toe... hell, we have a site called cameltoe.org... but the idiocy of her banter even bothers us DESPITE HER BEAUTIFUL TOE. Watching TV is usually a passive activity, but listening to her is actually fatigue-inducing. Just because someone is a fox doesn't mean they should be put on the air by Fox.
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