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Cameltoe Female Movie Stars
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Tai Toe
Toe Factor: 4 (the outfit had so much potential)
Favorite Food: Whatever doesnt hurt on the way up
Brittany Murphy has gone through some serious morphing in her career. We all got to know her as Tai, the chunky loser from "Clueless" that fell in love with Elton. She was actually charming in that film, which is good because she had the sex appeal of a goat (not the sexy kind, either). She went on to do the second worst weed-themed movie of all time, "Bongwater". The worst weed-themed movie of all time is, of course, "Rain Man". OK, the guy is wasted. But eventually it wears off, right? This guy acted like he was high in every scene. Anyhow, Brittany is now certifiable whacking material. You just know Eminem taxed that when they were shooting "8 Mile". But now, Brittany is following Kate Hudson down the road to irrelevance with crap like "Little Black Book". Never get engaged to your agent.
The Simple Toe
Toe Factor: 9 (left lobe looks bigger. Kerry voter)
Favorite Drink: MojiToe (I apologize... that is lame)
Movie Star: I did see the movie ;-)
Everyone loves to bag on Paris Hilton. No talent. Airhead. Born into money. Blah, Blah, Blah. Stop drinking the haterade. Every last one of y'all would trade places with her in a heartbeat. She is rich, hot and will never have to kiss anyone's ass in her entire life. Can you say the same? If so, email us with a photo. Anyhow, she was outstanding in the amateur grime which was apparently shot through "Silence of the Lambs" night vision goggles. She is so popular now that her loser parents got their own reality show which will disappear faster than Adrien Brody's film career. We are big fans of The Simple Life as well, despite the presence of Nicole Richie. Is it me? Or does she look completely unrelated to Lionel Richie? Can I get a DNA test?
Yes, we know she was adopted.
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Schaibes
It is a very rare sighting when one can score a mullet/cameltoe combo. I am fairly confident that our friend here is from Modesto, CA. No, not because of the Condit thing.
Miami Beach Toe
When I first saw this I didn’t realize that the dude was black, so the writeup was going to state that we have no problem at all with interracial dating... but are, and have always been, vehemently against "interspecies" dating.
Wave Toe
Anyone who has spent any time in Honolulu, Hawaii fears the following question, "Brah, like go Wave?" For those of you stuck on the Mainland, The Wave is the best nightclub in Waikiki. The tourists come around 10pm. The locals arrive around midnight. The strippers arrive after they get off work at 2am. And by 4am, everyone is a mess. Mixing surfers, military guys and buckets of booze is usually a recipe for bloodshed.