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Cameltoe Female Model
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Saira Toe-han
Toe Factor: 9
Seen: Lunching at The Ivy
I must admit that I did not know much about Saira Mohan when we were sent this photo. But this image makes me want to quit my job, buy a peeping tom camera that they advertise in those annoying pop-up ads on virtually every website except ours, and start following her around the world. After we put her picture up, Saira wrote us and said how much she liked the site. She's now our favorite model and we can die happy men!
NaToemi Campbell
Toe Factor: 6 (I was frankly expecting more)
Favorite Drink: POM (until they go Chap 11 next month)
Naomi Campbell is one of those supermodels that everyone loves to hate. She has a temper. She expects to be treated like a queen. And why the hell not? If any of you saw the Victoria's Secret fashion show this year (and something tells me our readers may have tuned in), she was hands-down the hottest woman on the runway. They are all beautiful. But she walks with a snarl that says "I will do things so dirty that you will need years of therapy or Russian hookers to forget me." I have provided you with an example below. Sure, Gisele is gorgeous. But she walks like she is squeezing a grape in her buttcheeks. And since we are talking about fashion... no more white guys with skicaps on when it ain't cold or when you’re indoors. I know... it makes you feel all thugged out. But it is tired. Lanny had one on the Bachelorette this week. Don't dress like Lanny.
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