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The Toe Formerly Known as Prince
Toe Factor: 10 (the outline of the crown is sturdy)
Favorite Movie: The Crying Game
I guess with his return to just being called Prince, he could be called The Artist Formerly Known as The Artist Formerly Known as Prince. I ran into him once in a nightclub in NYC a few years ago. The guy is so short, he could check Patrick Ewing for dingleberries without even crouching over. Maybe 5'4". But I doubt it. However, this diminutive man is a musical genius. Go on Morpheus and get "The Most Beautiful Girl in the World" and "Adore". Two of the finest songs ever written. I acknowledge that his fashion is a trainwreck, and his sexuality is a foodfight. But I can overlook a lot for someone that wrote "Starfish and Coffee". But on to the Toe. Note the outline straining against the polyester. Note the bulbous crown. But keep it all in perspective. He is 5 feet tall. So it aint that big.
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