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Cameltoe Men's Toes
May the Foreskin Be With You
Toe Factor: 6 (second from right)
Here we see George Lucas’ four sons in a photo taken from the Skywalker Ranch in beautiful Marin County, CA. The stormtrooper (real name: Randy, the eldest) only takes the helmet off for trips to the dentist and to TCBY. Lucas grew up as an insecure intellectual and a bit of a nerd (why else would a director be based in the Bay Area) so he overcompensated by linking his kids’ allowance to how many preacher curls they did in the family’s home gym. If you watch the original Star Wars there are some freaky toes in the famous bar scene, and Yoda himself has, from time to time, been caught sporting some funky space lumber.
Squirrel Toe
Toe Factor: N/A (nude)
Seen: My attic
This squirrell has some big balls. That's all.
Where to begin....
Toe Factor: 10 (perhaps the largest toe on record)
Overheard Saying: "I got this double-breasted blazer from a garage sale at Chris Farley's mom's house."
Where to begin....you gotta love a country (Australia) that can get away with publicly humiliating fat people during the Olympics. America would have a mascot that was so inoffensive, it would defy description. Remember the mascot from the Atlanta olympics? Me either. This guy just pretended to fart, which sent the women's swim team into hysterics. But lets take a closer look... is the toe vendor sporting a Seinfeld puffy shirt? Cameltoe.org is considering being a sponsor of the Olympics due to the inordinate number of toes on display.
Subway Toeken
Toe Factor: 7
A loyal female fan, codename Sassy, risked bodily harm (well, okay maybe just an unpleasant confrontation) getting this gem on the NY Subway. The baggy chinos reveal, to the trained eye, a fine example of testicular separation and lift
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Bud Toe
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Royal Toe
Here we have the granddaughter of the Queen of England, Zara Phillips, displaying the kind of Toe we colonists can only dream of. While we here in America find the idea of a monarchy a bit antiquated and silly, it does provide the UK citizenry with ample comedic bandwidth, much like the Kennedys do for us. Zara has a somewhat swollen left lobe providing us some insight into her political leanings.