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Beaver Creek (get it?)
We figured with most of the East Coast buried under a couple of feet of snow, a skiing toe would be appropriate this week. Unfortunately, this was the best we could do. The thing that sucks the most about winter in the Northeast isn't the snow. It is the cold toilet seat.
Tubin’ Toe
It’s spring break time again. Unfortunately, Tammi here won’t be participating. You see, students of junior colleges like Santa Rosa JC and College of Marin (aka First Unified College of Kentfield) don’t get “Spring Breaks”. Instead, they go “tubin’ on the Russian”.
Midlife Crisis Toe
Here we see a photo of Democratic Presidential candidate John Kerry attempting to show us that he shreds hardcore. This photo is further proof that every candidate is lying to you all the time. We here at the Toe try to remain above the fray when it comes to politics.


