Toe-tanic

Here we have pop diva Celine Dion, Canada's 2nd biggest export after beer. Canada has become a country that specializes in musicians that do movie soundtrack songs. Between Bryan Adams (Robin Hood, Don Juan De Marco, Three Musketeers) and Celine Dion (Titanic, Sleepless in Seattle, Beauty and the Beast), Canada seems to have found its core competency, and not a minute too soon.

Lindsay Toehan

Never in history has someone gone from adorable to adwhorable faster than Miss Lohan. How can the woman pictured in this photo, who dates the cheesy guy from That 70s Show whose name isn't Ashton, be only six years removed from the girl who starred as twins in THE PARENT TRAP?

Big Brother “CamelJo”

Some of us have never seen this show, but that doesn’t hinder our appreciation for this specimen. The toe is highlighted by a bikini that looks like it’s made out of yarn or string and is some boner-inducing variety of macramé.