Toe-tanic

Here we have pop diva Celine Dion, Canada's 2nd biggest export after beer. Canada has become a country that specializes in musicians that do movie soundtrack songs. Between Bryan Adams (Robin Hood, Don Juan De Marco, Three Musketeers) and Celine Dion (Titanic, Sleepless in Seattle, Beauty and the Beast), Canada seems to have found its core competency, and not a minute too soon.

Red Bull Toe

I am not sure how many of you have had the distinct pleasure of drinking several Red Bull and Vodkas. These ladies appear to be selling a cheap Czech version of Red Bull. Your buddy convinces you to try it by reading you the ingredients. They sound harmless. A little caffeine and sugar. So you order a couple. The next thing you know, you are closing the bar, and asking where the late night clubs are.

Raquel Welch

Erase from your mind the nightmarish image of today's 61-year-old Raquel Welch hawking the new and improved Lee Press-On Nail system on yet another celebrity-endorsed infomercial, and think back to the days when she could wake up your weenie with that camel-rich bikini.