Paula Toens and Toenya Harding

These two are the patron saints of cameltoes. If toewatching were a religion, their upcoming boxing match this week would be the equivalent of Jesus coming back and sparring a few rounds with Moses on Pay-Per-View and then doing a follow up interview on Larry King Live

Jeremy

I don't know why this is called Jeremy's Tantric Toe. Perhaps the sender called it that himself. I haven't seen this much body hair since accidentally viewing a homemade porn tape, on betamax no less, that my sister made memorializing the night she hooked up with Oates, from Hall and Oats, after the "Say it ain't so" tour of 1984 came to our town.

May the Foreskin Be With You

Here we see George Lucas’ four sons in a photo taken from the Skywalker Ranch in beautiful Marin County, CA. The stormtrooper (real name: Randy, the eldest) only takes the helmet off for trips to the dentist and to TCBY.