AC/DC Toe

Toe Factor: 10 (lift, separation, breathtaking)
Favorite AC/DC Song: Cmon... "Big Balls"

Here we see Bon Scott, formerly lead singer of AC/DC, the finest hard rock band of all time. It is difficult to write about a dead man (Bon choked on his own vomit after a drinking bender in 1980). But luckily, I have only praise for Bon, his scrotum, Angus and the entire AC/DC package, pun intended. Although Bon didn't sing on it, "Back in Black" is one of the top 5 albums of all time, period. If you have a few beers in you, and you hear the opening guitar wails of "You Shook Me All Night Long", you will invariably want to quit your job and get into a fistfight for the fun of it. The fact that fashionista and music critic, Butthead, wore an AC/DC t-shirt says it all. And while we are at it, rock stars are not supposed to die of old age. They are supposed to die by choking on their own vomit or in a blimp accident. Have you ever been watching Behind the Music and heard "just when the album hit Billboard #1, guitarist Nigel _____ died from complications from hemmorhoids?"