Iron "Made In" the 70

Iron Maiden is one of those groups that achieved a level of fame primarily for being famous -- like a 70's cheesemetal version of George Hamilton.

Spicy toe specimen

This spicy toe specimen is in exquisite shape for someone who probably does a fair amount of partying. In fact, her complete lack of ____ (fill in degrading term for female belly here, like "gunt" or "traeberman") makes me wonder if this really is a woman.

Hooters Toe

God bless Hooters. It provides employment for all the trashy women who should be strippers, but just cant seem to pull the trigger.