Salma Hayak

To quote Garth, "Scha-Wing." Salma Hayak is a babe of the highest order. Interestingly, Salma's name in Hindi means "peace" but in Italian it means "corpse." In English it loosely translates into "she makes me feel funny in my pants

Young Hasslehoff Toe

Here we see a photo of David Hasslehoff in his role as Michael Knight. Knight Rider was a funny show....it centered around a guy and his relationship with his talking Trans Am (or was it a Firebird?).

Weapons InspecToes

You knew this was coming. Not much to say except that Iraq is really a ridiculous place. How do millions of people allow themselves to be led by a 72 year old guy who looks like an aging Arab porn star