G.I. Toe

As our commander and chief says, there is "good" and there is "evil." This is the former.

Dick (and balls) Cheney Toe

Does G.O.P stand for "Grand Old Package"? I always figured our draft-dodging (a deferment is a dodge, no matter how you slice it) yet hawkish Vice President would be a bit challenged down there, but I guess I'm wrong.

Jennifer CapriaToe

Jennifer had a hell of a year, with 2 Grand Slams last year. However, here the former teen flameout and onetime pot-smoking kleptomaniac with black nail polish (who, at the time, felt she discovered Led Zeppelin for her generation) is sporting a toe that says "take this, dad, you overbearing 'tennis parent'...i'm broadcasting my goods to the free world and there's nothing you can do about it".