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U-Toe Basketball
Toe Factor: 8 (it looks like all bag)
Photo Caption: "Look at my eyes. Dont look down."
Given that we are in the teeth of March Madness, we thought we would try to find some related Toe for you. We were frankly hoping for a Florida cheerleader or something. This is what we settled for. Rick Majerus is an outstanding college basketball coach for Utah. Apparently, Rick feels such a sense of permanence about his job and love for Utah that he still lives in a hotel room after years on the job. Needless to say, when room service answers the phone, they just say "Hey Rick... yeah, we know... 3 Denver omelettes and a gallon of buttermilk". Can you imagine the horrors that bathroom has witnessed? Do you think he checks out and checks in again just to get a new room every three months or so? Why is that lame omelette named after Denver anyway? Other cities have ham and cheese. Anyhow, Rick is rumored to be a candidate for the UCLA job. Housekeepers in Westwood hotels are quitting as we speak.
Toebacco Road
Toe Factor: 5 (nice keyhole)
Wuss Factor: 10
Favorite Duke Alum: Wojo
Here we have two of my favorite things in the world: the Toe, and a crybaby Duke fan stepping up to the mike. God bless Tivo for making images like this possible. This kid's dad can't even bring himself to comfort his son. He is thinking to himself, "jesus, my son is a complete pussy." Over the years, Duke has given us plenty of tears from Thomas Hill to Wojo. And no matter how much Duke Vitale hypes them, and no matter how many home games in the tournament the NCAA gives them, they still whine. Duke fans are invariably the kid that got beat up in school, but now thinks he is a winner. And Coach K looks like a rodent. God, I hate Duke. May they lose early and cry often.
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