Company: Only you know how much your friends/co-workers/pimps can take. If they're an unruly bunch, you can get away with even the most challenging toe removal if it's done expertly and efficiently. If you think the removal process has the potential to derail (imagine a fake nail coming unglued only to be lodged in the knit fabric of your slacks), you'll need to step away from the group.

If you've got ongoing problems with your Toe, you may want to consider the following Cosmopolitan article...

Nails: If your nails are acrilyic or ho-bag long, you'll need to grasp the crotch seam with the soft, underpart of your thumb and forefinger. Grasp tightly, pull down, and then pull out.

Fabric: If your dealing with acid washed white trash denims, you've got your work cut out for you. This is going to be as easy as pulling out your own molar. But forge ahead. You may need to bend forward at the waist, sucking in your abdomen and trying to "shrink" the toe area. Pull like a commercial fisherman hauling in nets of atlantic salmon.

Some women enjoy -- even relish -- their toes. If you're a woman who thinks her Saturday night outfit isn't complete unless there's a real, meaty toe going on, this section of the site is not for you. However, in the event of bashfulness or, in the worst case scenario, burning pain against the delicate genitalia, here are some toe removal suggestions. Several factors should be considered before attacking the embedded toe. First: length of fingernails. Second: Pliability of fabric. Third: People around you.