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E3 Toe
Toe Factor: 9 (purty darn close to perfect)
Every May, cab drivers and strippers in Los Angeles groan in pain with the onslaught of E3. Video game geeks from all over the world descend for this convention to preview the latest in time-wasting software. They also come because, like our friend here, this is the closest they will get to actual punany all year. This victim is modeling the "Bill Gates without the money" look. You have to give it to game software developers. These guys may not know their way around Crazy Horse II. But they do Know the TOE. Look at these samples below. Breathtaking Toe usage. A lock for the Best Supporting Crevice award next year. Video games are Japan's revenge for Hiroshima. They have every kid in this country sitting on his ass, thumbing through multiple levels of stupidity instead of doing something productive like playing sports or vandalizing their neighbors. When I was a kid, I would much rather have broken some windows than play my Atari 2600. And look at the upstanding citizen I am today.
Naked News
Toe Factor: 0
Seen: replacing broadcast journalists everywhere
On August 11, a British satellite station started broadcasting The Naked News, featuring these two pillars of journalism. OK. We know there is no Toe in this photo. But we provide a service to our readers, and we are guessing you care. This is obviously a brilliant idea. The only problem is that we fear the US cable news networks might try to copy the idea. We don't need to see CNN....featuring Wolf Titzer. His shelf is probably hairier than it needs to be. FoxNews would likely replace Oliver North with Peter North. And I dont even want to imagine what would become of "Hardball" on MSNBC. So, much like George Michael, this is one British trend that we would like to see stay on that side of the Atlantic.
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Featured Articles
Saddam Captured!
Toe fans around the world rejoiced following the capture of Saddam Hussein, who was hiding in what looked like my first apartment after college.
Toestess with the Mostess
It used to be that the best part of not living in Los Angeles was that you didn't have to listen to Jillian Barberie.
Maria SharaToeva
This is a great shot. Something about a misaligned tan-line is very sexy. This generation of Russian/eastern-European Tennis pros has game.