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Cabo Toe
Toe Factor: 8
Seen: 18 to 30 Club Holiday trying to mix with the young of the world.
This guy and his gal have more problems ’south of the border’ than Mexican President Vicente Fox does, and that’s saying something considering he’s dealing with 25% unemployment and an overall state of lawlessness and corruption. Her toe is such a trainwreck that her husband (see the ring) is focusing on issues of lesser difficulty, such as her boobs. He can’t believe how low they’re hanging, because at home in Minnesota they’re so much higher and tighter. He’s working on an excellent wife-beater tan with that muscle shirt and is wearing a visor so that his friends can see the spray paint hair he got from that infomercial (Wild Turkey and QVC are a deadly combination). These two will be drinking Corona in a TGI Friday’s in Duluth a week from tomorrow.
The Forbidden Fruit
Toe Factor: 7 (…fruit factor included)
There’s always been a tension between evolution and religion, but recently divinity scholars and scientists have been perplexed to find themselves with more in common than ever before. Scientists have always believed there was a big bang, followed by plankton and sea life and ultimately land-based life, which included humans on top of the food chain... dominant primarily because of their opposable thumbs and an ability to both create NWA music, and later turn it into muzak. Theologians, on the other hand, have always believed in creationism and God’s rendering of humans in his own image. However, while doing some excavation work behind the Vince Lombardi rest stop on 1-95 by the Meadowlands, a group of Teamsters from West Orange Local #435 discovered that whichever side of the argument one adheres to, it’s clear that humans began as cameltoes, were always meant to have cameltoes and were created in the image of their maker, who apparently has a cameltoe as well.
Sue Baru and her Friend
Toe Factor: 16 (8x2)
Favorite Sexual Act: going "offroad"
Subaru is a funny word. And a funny brand of car. Who, actually, are Subaru buyers? Mountain bikers who can’t afford an SUV? Unsuccessful Yuppies? Suburban soccer moms who can’t afford a Volvo cross country? I’ve never known anyone who has bought a new one... only used. And where are they from: Sweden? Netherlands? Ohio? Why is their logo a little like the movie poster for "Close Encounters of the Third Kind"? The cars seem to have the worst of all worlds.. .the speed of a truck, the styling of an AMC Pacer, and the durability of a Cooper Mini. But there’s nothing funny about these two girls, particularly the blonde one, whose toe is larger than the wheelbase of my 1985 Subaru Brat pickup wagon. Spandex that turn into normal pants down below are surprisingly sexy.
Talkie Toe
Toe Factor: 7
This hottie looks a little bit like Elizabeth Berkeley from SAVED BY THE BELL and, of course, SHOWGIRLS. I’m not sure what the 1992 World Bowl is but from the signature/logo it might actually have been an international cameltoe tournament. This is a beautiful shot...the toe actually looks a lot like our logo...nice depth, strong width, admirable segmentation from both the waist and legs; very much a region unto itself, unlike Palestine. Here we see her communicating via handheld CB radio with a trucker in the bleachers asking whether he can see the outline of her fallopian tubes...he replies "almost".
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Trailer Kitchen Toe
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Hot Wheels Toe
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