Big Brother “CamelJo”

Some of us have never seen this show, but that doesn’t hinder our appreciation for this specimen. The toe is highlighted by a bikini that looks like it’s made out of yarn or string and is some boner-inducing variety of macramé.

California coffee shop

Although not quite a full blown toe, this shot captures the sense of shamelessness that is representative of the toe attitude.

Iron "Made In" the 70

Iron Maiden is one of those groups that achieved a level of fame primarily for being famous -- like a 70's cheesemetal version of George Hamilton.